15 May 2010

HA-HA.

A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.








The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids weren't much to look at.




Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.

23 comments:

Kissed by an Angel said...

Thank you, a smile for Saturday!!!
xxxx

Boonsong said...

Thanks for this. Great stuff!!!

Bookfan said...

Thanks for the Saturday morning smiles :)

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Hehe, love these! They just made my morning. :)

Martha said...

Oh my goodness, these are cute. Thanks, P.W.

themethatisme said...

I do wish you wouldn't dear.

Heather said...

Oh my gosh, you make me laugh.

Son is recovering from his surgery very well. I am surprised how much he is up and about. Teenagers always amaze me. He was touched that my blogging friends have been sending him best wishes.

Thanks.

Tracie said...

Ha! Hope you are having a good weekend. :)

Jen said...

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam.

Those were cute! Thanks for the giggles.

Myne Whitman said...

That sure got me chuckling. LOL..

Christiejolu said...

OMG that was funny! Kids weren't much to look at...I have to admit it took my Saturday head a minute to get that one...LOL!

Kalei said...

A Man walks into a bar. The other man ducks.

or

A Man walks int a bar. Ouch!

Thanks for stopping by. Unfortunately I did not have "Pen and Paper" to get their autographs. That's okay...I am currently stalking them.

Alexia561 said...

*snicker* :D

Alyce said...

Sadly it took me a second to get the muesli joke. :)

Arti said...

really hilarious..especially the second one..nice way to start a day by reading these...
have a nice day!

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Thanks! You put a smile on my face!
Hope you're having a great Sunday!
Big hugs!
B xx

Jenners said...

Oh dear ... these are so bad they are good.

Kelly said...

It's been a long weekend and I'm exhausted. These were just what I needed to give me a lift!!

I'm a sucker for jokes like these.

Sheila (Bookjourney) said...

LOL - I like the invisible one ;)

chitra said...

Kids were not much to look at...the best one.

jacabur1 said...

I missed these on the weekend and am so glad that I found this nice laugh this afternoon!!!

jackie b central texas

gotta admit the jokes are funny and the illustrations are great too!!!

Marie said...

LOL :-)

GMR said...

Hardy har har...gotta love punny jokes like these. So much fun... ^_^