As well as for all my other blogger buddies out there, this one is especially for a work colleague of Husband dearest who it seems is one of the few who actually appreciate my jokes.
A woman goes to her doctors, sporting an impressive black eye.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor, "What happened?"
"Well," replies the woman, "I opened the door and a six foot beetle punched me in the face, blacking my eye."
"I see," says the doctor, "There are some really nasty bugs going around at this time of year."