Sorry to report people that her Ladyship is having a relapse. Well worse than a relapse. Doctor visited home yesterday to see how she was doing and in addition to a resurgence of the inner-ear infection he has diagnosed Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo. Wikipedia will provide you with more detail should you feel so inclined.
So I am desperately sorry people but she can't get to the machine for now. I assure you that I will administer the best attentions to get her back to you as soon as possible...and today her Birthday too... all my plans!