15 Jan 2010

GROAN INDUCING JOKES.

The weather outside is less than desirable with more snow threatening, Husband dearest has a sore throat and I have an appointment with the physioterrorist so I thought some jokes were in order.

Two silk worms had a race - it resulted in a tie.

Doctor, Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
- Don't let them push you around.

Why did the frog meow?
He was learning a foreign language.

At the cinema, I saw a man and his dog. The dog laughed at the funny bits and cried at the sad bits. "That's amazing," I said. "Your dog seemed to enjoy the film."The man turned to me and said "Yeah, but he hated the book."

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.
"There's a burglar in the kitchen, and he's eating the cake that mum made us." she said.
To which the husband replied "Who shall I call then, the police or an ambulance?"

Doctor, Doctor, My son has swallowed my pen, what shall I do?
- Use a pencil until I get there.

14 comments:

Nina said...

Love the jokes!!!

I hate the weather right now, it's just so cold. At 4.30 I have to go on my bycicle to work..brrrrrr...

Good luck to you and your husband!

Rob Innis said...

Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair curtains.

Pull yourself together man.

kiirstin said...

I am so using the silk worm one next time I need a joke. Awesomeness.

kys said...

I needed some laughs today. Thanks!

Alice in Wonderland said...

I once had a thought...honestly, that I would call my blog, or use my blogger name as Annette Curtain!

TheLittleFlower said...

Great jokes!! Its still snowing?? Gosh,its so sunny here.. & I don't like it :(

joemmama said...

Groaning but laughing too! Hope it warms up a little for you.

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Petty,you made me laugh out loud!
I always need a good laugh!
Have a wonderful weekend , my friend!
Huge Hugs!

Kelly said...

You brought a smile to my face today.

Hope your session wasn't too painful and that your husband feels better soon.

Stay warm!

Traci said...

What a great way to return to the blog world. I'm groaning my ass off! :-)

Thanks for all the well wishes!

Martha said...

Making three Stoog.es noises over here in appreciation!

Myne Whitman said...

Hilarious! LOL, with the weather as it is outside, I needed a laugh.

susan s. said...

Tee Hee!!

Cara Powers said...

I need to mark all your joke posts so I can tell them to bar customers. I think my favorite is the silk worm joke.