The weather outside is less than desirable with more snow threatening, Husband dearest has a sore throat and I have an appointment with the physioterrorist so I thought some jokes were in order.
Two silk worms had a race - it resulted in a tie.
Doctor, Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
- Don't let them push you around.
Why did the frog meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
At the cinema, I saw a man and his dog. The dog laughed at the funny bits and cried at the sad bits. "That's amazing," I said. "Your dog seemed to enjoy the film."The man turned to me and said "Yeah, but he hated the book."
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.
"There's a burglar in the kitchen, and he's eating the cake that mum made us." she said.
To which the husband replied "Who shall I call then, the police or an ambulance?"
Doctor, Doctor, My son has swallowed my pen, what shall I do?
- Use a pencil until I get there.