Royal Mail Elastic bands harm hedgehogs. If my British followers could sign the below petition I'd be really grateful.
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17 Jan 2010
Dear all, husband here,
I'm afraid her ladyship is rather unwell at the moment and occupying the bedroom with great wailing noises. I shall offer what tender ministrations I can over the next few days and hopefully she will be back soon.