Is the expression 'Hit the sack' familiar to you all? Probably not. Just in case, translated it means 'before I get into bed'. Do you have any such sayings? My late nana had hundreds of them which I'm afraid/pleased to say I often use. Perhaps one of my favourites is 'When pussy was a kitten' - roughly meaning 'a long time ago'. Then, of course, there's 'Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs' - a statement to indicate surprise.
But enough of that, my bed and the last 50 pages of my current read are calling so I'll make this a quick one that will hopefully have you laughing.
A bank robber's pet cat is banned from visiting him in jail even though he says it's his mum reincarnated.
And yes it is a true story, you couldn't make something like that up.
Sleep well all of you who, like me, are retiring for the night and good morning to those of you who have just begun their day.