Two monkeys are sharing a bath.
1st Monkey : " Oooh, Oooh, Oooooh "
2nd Monkey : " Alright then, I'll put some cold water in. "
Thanks Niece #2 (10) for that one.
Q : What do you get hanging from Trees?
A : Sore arms.
And I have to thank Moira (75) from St. Mary Magdalene's Tasty Tatty, Longbenton, for that one.