It's been a while since I last posted what Hubby lovingly refers to as one of my' so-called jokes' but today I have that urge. Now, this is a golden oldie, popular when the Star Wars films were first being shown, but then the old ones are sometimes the best - yet again!
Luke Skywalker and his dad Darth Vader are sitting round the tree on Christmas morning. Luke goes to open his first present when Darth stops him and says " Wait, Luke, I know what that present is, it's a teddy bear." Sure enough, Luke opens the present and it's a teddy bear.
He goes to open his next present, but Darth again stops him and tell him it's a train set. Luke is amazed and starts to open his last present. Before he can get the paper off, Darth says " That's a new jumper, Luke."
Luke is amazed by this and asks Darth how he knew what they all were. Darth turns to him and says " I felt the presents, Luke ...."
Well, I did try to warn you.