11 Jun 2009

Mummy and Baby Polar Bear

A mummy polar bear and a baby polar bear are at the North Pole sitting on their icebergs, when baby polar bear says " Mummy, am I really a polar bear?" Mummy polar bear replies "Of course you are ,darling. Your daddy is a polar bear, I am a polar bear and you are a polar bear."

Ten minutes later baby polar bear looks at his mum again and says " Mummy, am I really, really a polar bear?" She replies " Of course you are darling. Yor daddy is a polar bear, I am a polar bear and you are a polar bear."

Ten minutes later baby polar bear yet again looks at his mum and says "Mummy, am I really, really, really a polar bear?" Mum, now getting a little annoyed, says " I have told you, of course you are a polar bear. Your daddy is a polar bear and I am a polar bear. Why do you keep asking me?"

To which baby polar bear replies " Because, mummy, I'm bloomin' freezing!!"

4 comments:

Sherrie said...

Hi!
This was funny! You asked about my book club pick of Abraham Lincoln. They picked it because it's the 200th year of his birth. But I like reading about Abraham Lincoln. He's my favorite president. They have read a few biographies before. Our last book was "The Genius" by Jesse Kellerman. It was a really good book. I noticed your clock is London time. It says it's 9:05. Is that am or pm? Just curious. Or is it tomorrow? I'm confusing myself! LOL Have a great day!

Sherrie

susan s. said...

Cute!

Petty Witter said...

I'm trying to do the maths, Sherrie. I've just looked at your post on Peter Rabbit which my blog informs me was posted some 10 hours ago - it's now 1.18pm uk time which means it was 3am on 12th of June here when you posted it. Does that help? If so could you explain it to me, I'm now completly lost.

Petty Witter said...

Sherrie. Re: the clock. I hadn't noticed until Hubby pointed it out just now but there is an A.M/P.M indicator just above the number 6. How I have missed that I don't know.