17 May 2009

Skool Jokes!

Once upon a time, there was an inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school and was taught by an inflatable teacher.
One day, the boy brought a pin to school. The teacher said,
"You've let the school down, You've let me down, but most of all, You've let yourself down!"

How do you spot a cannibal kid in the school cafeteria?
He asks for the cook!

TEACHER: I want you to give me a sentence using the word fascinate.
PUPIL: I have a coat with nine buttons but I can only fascinate.

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