It's way past my bedtime for, as Hubby would tell you, I'm no night owl (unfortunately I'm no lark either which only leaves midday when I'm fairly human) but tonight I simply can't sleep , probably something to do with Hubby being away for a few days, and whilst I'd normally pick up a book or just lie there, staring at the ceiling, now I have a new toy -the computer and a new past time - blogging. Yes!!! Anyway here's one for the road or I really will be like the proverbial bear with a sore head all day tomorrow.
CUSTOMER: " Do you have any dogs going cheap? "
PET SHOP OWNER: " I'm afraid not Sir, all our dogs go woof "
So, as I always say to Nephew C and Niece N when they sleep over (yes ,I know they are now 16 and almost 20 but I've always said it ) :
"Night, night.
Sleep tight
and don't let the bed bugs bite
but if they do"
To which they reply
"blast them with dynamite."
And on that note, it's goodnight from me.
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