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21 Apr 2012

IN NEED OF A LAUGH?

Today I was sitting in traffic.
Hardly surprising, I was hit by a car.




My aunty has been unwell recently.
Suffering from hayfever, she then found out she has diabetes.
I tried to cheer her up by taking her some flowers and chocolates.





A man walks into a bar
- Ouch.

Breaking News from Hd... (Not a joke)

The wheel's come off... Executing a particulalrly hairy U-turn this morning in the Longbenton F1, outside the paper shop, Tracy had that sinking feeling as she suddenly listed to one-side. Yes, Madge had suffered the serious indignity of parting company with her left wheel. Many thanks to Ronnie Brown for sparing Tracys blushes and giving her a lift home whilst I retraced our steps to find Tracys, sorry Madges loose screw. Thanks also to Bob, who on suggesting that an empty wheelchair indicated that I had forgotten something, then found the offending article.






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13 comments:

  1. Joan21 April 2012 at 13:39

    hi love it,especially the dancing fruit, needed the laugh,
    hope madge is back on four wheels and you have found the missing article from the wheelchair,
    joan (ps sent a friends request on facebook)

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  2. My Gallery of Worlds21 April 2012 at 13:46

    :o Glad to hear that everything has been recovered and that Madge is doing well ;)

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  3. Kelly21 April 2012 at 14:06

    Just my kind of humor!!

    Sorry to hear about the mishap with Madge, though. Hope she's back in working order now and ready for another 10,000 miles of service!

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  4. Golden Eagle21 April 2012 at 18:48

    "Ouch"--LOL. Yes, I would imagine that would be painful!

    I hope Madge is back together now.

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  5. Alexia56121 April 2012 at 18:59

    Sorry to hear about Madge's mishap, but glad that Tracy made it home safe and sound! And I bet Hd paid for that loose screw comment! LOL!

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  6. Suko22 April 2012 at 02:28

    My favorite one is the aunty joke. Enjoy your weekend, Petty!

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  7. StarTraci22 April 2012 at 17:01

    Loved the laughs but glad that your, I mean Madge's, screws are no longer loose.

    xoxo
    Traci

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  8. ashok 22 April 2012 at 17:44

    Thanks for this light post :)

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  9. The Bookworm23 April 2012 at 00:01

    Lol about the jokes :)
    I hope all is well with Madge!

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  10. Jenners23 April 2012 at 02:35

    Oh dear … I hope Madge gets better real soon!

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  11. Kalyan23 April 2012 at 04:17

    Nice reading...lol!

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  12. Betty Manousos23 April 2012 at 09:10

    glad to hear that madge is doing well.

    lol! great jokes!

    have a wonderful week ahead.

    xx

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  13. Full-On-Forward24 April 2012 at 21:13

    5 STARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    J

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Ah wish te thank each an everyone of yee fre yer keind words. It's canny te see yee an ah hope you'll visit agyen. Divvent leave it tee long, will ye?