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14 Jan 2012

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.

Grandma was driving down the motorway at 90mph while knitting at the same time.

A police car drew up next to her and the officer shouted: "Pull over."

Grandma slides down her window and shouts back to the policeman: "No, they're socks."


Grandpa died after drowning in a bowl of fruit-cake mix.

Well, there were some pretty strong currants under the surface.
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11 comments:

  1. Mary (Bookfan)14 January 2012 at 13:21

    Hahaha. I'm a new grandma and I knit. Don't think I'll try knitting while driving. Although, the picture makes it look doable ;-)

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  2. anilkurup5914 January 2012 at 13:40

    Excellent piece. Kudos T for picking these .

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  3. My Gallery of Worlds14 January 2012 at 13:55

    Ha! Made me smile...TY :D

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  4. The Bookworm14 January 2012 at 15:05

    haha, very cute ;P

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  5. Kelly14 January 2012 at 15:30

    Ahahhahha! You've gotten my day off to a good start, Tracy! I loved both of these.

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  6. Alexia56114 January 2012 at 17:19

    Too funny! I suppose Grandma could steer with her knees? :D

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  7. Betty Manousos14 January 2012 at 17:23

    haha! very cute!

    thanks for the smiles!

    xx

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  8. Golden Eagle14 January 2012 at 18:18

    "Pull over" . . . LOL.

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  9. NRIGirl15 January 2012 at 03:06

    What? Just two? No way, it is not fair!! :(

    Pullover joke was just too good. :)

    Tracy: I meant to write to you, I did receive the goody bag by mail. Thank you!

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  10. Jenners16 January 2012 at 01:02

    I totally imagined my grandmother with that first one!

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  11. Gina16 January 2012 at 10:46

    LOL on the post Tracy.... ^_^

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Ah wish te thank each an everyone of yee fre yer keind words. It's canny te see yee an ah hope you'll visit agyen. Divvent leave it tee long, will ye?