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Get your tickets for the monsters ball,

Come in your hundreds, come one, come all,

Join the Frankenstein Monster and the Man in the Moon,

And that awful creature from the Black Lagoon.

There’s Dracula’s daughter with her bloated tummy,

The son of Kong, and, of course, his mummy,

The Invisible Man and the Deadly Creature,

And Robbie the Robot in his own B-feature

The curséd Werewolf and the angry Godzilla,

But not the Phantom, he’s retired to a villa,

With Doctor Cyclops and the Shrinking Man,

Who’re sleeping rough in a caravan.

So buy your ticket and book your place,

Don’t wash your body or shave your face,

When the world stands still and world’s collide,

Come to the party with Frankenstein’s bride.

- Monsters Ball.
Max Scratchmann.