MEDIA MONDAY: AWARDED TO .....

Please note: Whilst I endeavour to keep Media Monday family friendly some of the articles featured do have links to articles of a more adult nature. TT

# The winner for the most understated sentence in an article goes to .....

'He's probably never going to be a criminal mastermind' (You don't say. TT) A 42 year old Somerset man has been indicted in a court after he 'butt-dialled' police from the mobile phone in his back pocket while discussing plans to burgle a property with his friend.

# The award for getting right the name of 'He Who Cannot Be Named' goes to .... seemingly only the author as ...

JK Rowling admits that she is the only person who says Voldemort, the Harry Potter villain's name, as she intended.

# Awarded for being the article most likely to interest Mr T ... 

Experts have concluded that sending whisky into space does enhance the taste after having opened a vial of un-matured malt from the Ardbeg distillery on the remote Scottish island of Islay was sent to the International Space Station in 2011 it was agreed that the space samples were definitely different from those kept on Earth.

# And the award for the EU article that had me chuckling?

An alternative medicine conference in Germany ended in chaos when dozens of delegates were taken to hospital having taken a hallucinogenic drug. Police are still trying to work out if they took the drug knowingly according to this report in the Daily Kos.)