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13 Jul 2015

OF SNAILS AND SKINNYDIPPERS.

PLEASE NOTE whilst I try to keep Media Monday family friendly some of the newspaper featured do have links to articles of a more adult nature. TT

 Funniest image of the week (please be sure to check it out) ...

 Having spotted the mysterious image of a Gremlin in their baby scan expectant parents from Liverpool have decided to give their unborn child the nickname Gizmo.

 A sleep-walker myself .....
A woman from Somerset sleep-walked more than half a mile from her home into the sea, only waking when she tasted sea salt in her mouth and felt the cold waves crashing against her.

 A section of a Devon beach has been cordoned off after a huge crater opened up and shot snails into the sky. 

 The mystery of what  had happened to the missing clothes of Skinnydippers at a Scottish beauty spot was solved when a gamekeeper chanced upon the nest of a pair of red kites only to find it full of the swimmers socks and underwear.

 Whoops!

 Jersey's sports minister has apologised for a 'school boy error' that wasted around £1,000 of tax payers' money after he mistakenly flew to BUDAPEST instead of Bucharest.  

 And talking of government officials ...

 A Conservative politician was left stunned when a Welsh government official replied to his question about UFOs .... in Klingon.
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11 comments:

  1. Kelly13 July 2015 at 15:11

    I'm not sure I would ever have seen the gremlin if it hadn't been pointed out. I have enough trouble as is with seeing what I'm supposed to in those ultrasounds.

    Absolutely cringing at the thought of those snails raining down on me. Ugh!

    Without a doubt, my favorite story this time is the Klingon response. Brilliant!

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  2. Melissa (Books and Things)13 July 2015 at 21:20

    Don't all sonograms look like gremlins? LOL

    Oh and Klingon! That would have been priceless!

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  3. LL Cool Joe13 July 2015 at 22:16

    The shooting snail story cracked me up. :D Only a newspaper like the Mirror would cover that kind of story! :D

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  4. New Release Books13 July 2015 at 22:29

    Yes, all sonograms look like a wizard or a gremlin!

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  5. Alexia56114 July 2015 at 01:44

    I agree with the others that all baby sonograms look like gremlins to me! And I'm horrified at the thought of snails raining down on my head! Yikes! My favorite is the Klingon response! Too funny!

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  6. Suko14 July 2015 at 03:43

    These stories are too hilarious for words! Thank you for this MM post, Tracy! I always enjoy these entertaining posts.

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  7. brandileigh200314 July 2015 at 14:53

    Sleep walking freaks me out and glad that I haven't ever done it

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  8. Romance Reader 15 July 2015 at 00:36

    Snails raining down on the head? ...ugh!

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  9. Brian Joseph15 July 2015 at 09:53

    I am heartened to see that the Welsh government has set an enormously important and positive precedent in the struggle for Klingon liberation.

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  10. Lindsay16 July 2015 at 16:46

    I love the reply in Klingon, rolled my eyes at Bucharest/Budapest, and well done to the red kites!

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  11. Gina17 July 2015 at 21:54

    My goodness. That's certainly a bout of bad luck in that mix.

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Ah wish te thank each an everyone of yee fre yer keind words. It's canny te see yee an ah hope you'll visit agyen. Divvent leave it tee long, will ye?