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10 Dec 2011

'DEER' BLOGGER BUDDIES.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- I've no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
- I've still no idea.


Sometimes the old ones really are the best.



A man went into a posh hotel and asked the chef how he prepared the turkeys for Christmas.
 "We tell them from the start they aren't going to make it."

Thanks to Jack for this one.

And this ones for Betty as I know The little Drummer Boy is one of her favourite Christmas songs.

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13 comments:

  1. Kalyan10 December 2011 at 16:07

    lol...nice ones!

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  2. Joan10 December 2011 at 18:33

    just what i needed, a good laugh out loud, thankyou

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  3. Kelly10 December 2011 at 21:24

    I loved these!! Thanks, Tracy. :)

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  4. Jenners11 December 2011 at 02:15

    Thanks … I think! : )

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  5. anilkurup5911 December 2011 at 03:40

    That is much to laugh.

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  6. Sridharan11 December 2011 at 04:41

    ha..ha..! Nice ones..!

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  7. Alexia56111 December 2011 at 05:04

    Too funny! I like the turkey one the best. Have a great week!

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  8. Arti11 December 2011 at 06:27

    A nice hearty laugh to start off my Sunday:)
    Thanks for sharing Petty :)

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  9. Felicity Grace Terry11 December 2011 at 13:59

    Glad you appreciated my sense of humour. Husband dearest thought me shameless for posting these jokes.

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  10. The Bookworm11 December 2011 at 14:28

    I like the deer ones! cute ;)

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  11. Betty Manousos12 December 2011 at 22:28

    haha!

    nice ones!!

    xx

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  12. Betty Manousos13 December 2011 at 00:24

    thank you, tracy, for dedicating this cute joke to me.
    thanks, indeed.:)

    i do appreciate your sense of humour!!

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  13. Mamakucingbooks16 December 2011 at 04:44

    LOL This is a good one :))

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Ah wish te thank each an everyone of yee fre yer keind words. It's canny te see yee an ah hope you'll visit agyen. Divvent leave it tee long, will ye?