The Jiuhua plantation in Gushi is advertising for 10 tea pickers - with specific qualities. They have to be female virgins with at least a c-cup bra size and willing to do the picking using only their mouths. The combination of virginity and curviness is believed to promote the tea's properties of well-being and purity.
Chicken farmers in Dongyang City are hoping to find an export market for their local delicacy - eggs boiled in schoolboys' urine. They describe their product as 'the taste of spring' and claim it counters drowsiness and heatstroke. apparently, for the perfect recipe, the boys should be under the age of 10.
The first one should I call it a strange perversion in a Tea- cup.
ReplyDeleteAnd the second an outlandish cuisine?
A "you've got to be kidding me!" on the first and a firm "yuk" on the second.
ReplyDeleteO_O Okay, it's a good thing my being under the weather today is only a sore throat. Had I had an upset stomach...let's just say typing this response would have been a challenge. Crazy stuff...
ReplyDeleteThe first one makes me laugh. The second one... EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww! :P
ReplyDeleteBoth are a bit disturbing, and the second gets a definite YUK from me. :P
ReplyDeleteI thought you was going to tell us these were made up...but you couldn't make those up!
ReplyDeletecarol
Yuk and Yukker!
ReplyDeleteNew products for the Modern world. I am sure their will be takers.
ReplyDeleteam quite engaged with my exhibition preparation hence not regular here. Shall be away for abt 10 days. Hope everything works well.
The first one...doesn't surprise me (perverts) the second one...Ewwwww ;o
ReplyDeletewow what a gr8 idea...people who sell it should use it..not others..
ReplyDeleteewwww to both! and that first one is technically job discrimination! lol
ReplyDelete*faint* yuk! not in a million years!
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