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22 Jun 2011

AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.


TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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15 comments:

  1. Arti22 June 2011 at 12:19

    LOL Tracy :-D
    These are just crazy, amazing jokes... But kids do have an answer to most things and say it with such a straight and innocent face that it really melts your heart.
    Have a great week ahead:)

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  2. Mary (Bookfan)22 June 2011 at 12:54

    Hahaha, thanks for starting my day with a laugh!

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  3. Trac~22 June 2011 at 15:20

    LOL too cute! I love these little things! :) Just stopping by for a brief moment to say hi! We are officially in the process of moving back to Arkansas this weekend so things have been put on the back burner for me in the bloggy world. Hope to catch back up with you soon my friend! Have a great rest of the week! :)

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  4. Karen22 June 2011 at 15:39

    hehe - love it!

    (I also love that Blogger poster on the sidebar...too funny - and true)

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  5. My Gallery of Worlds22 June 2011 at 15:52

    It's the same dog....lol Love it, great post :D

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  6. Amrit22 June 2011 at 16:34

    Tracy,

    These are so funny :)))) Thanks

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  7. Misha22 June 2011 at 17:16

    Hahaha Thank you so much Tracy! Your posts always brighten up my day :)

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  8. chitra22 June 2011 at 18:01

    PW, hope you hubby is better.
    Loved the jokes.

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  9. Kelly22 June 2011 at 21:38

    These are so funny! I love stuff like this. :)

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  10. Alexia56123 June 2011 at 01:25

    Too funny! Your posts always make me smile! :)

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  11. Jenners23 June 2011 at 01:53

    This was so fun to read. I wouldn't want to be the teacher in these scenarios though!

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  12. Kavita Saharia23 June 2011 at 06:46

    Lol .Thank for the laughs .

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  13. Melissa (Books and Things)23 June 2011 at 19:15

    Bwa ha ha ha! I love these!

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  14. Nikki - Notes of Life23 June 2011 at 20:51

    LOL Brilliant! :)

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  15. Monalisa25 June 2011 at 04:28

    Ha ha!

    I've heard these jokes before, but i always enjoy hearing the "George still had the axe in his hand...." again. Thank you for sharing :)

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Ah wish te thank each an everyone of yee fre yer keind words. It's canny te see yee an ah hope you'll visit agyen. Divvent leave it tee long, will ye?