A P To T OF SILLY STORIES.

P is for pilot. A lost pilot crashed his plane after spotting a tractor driver in a field and deciding to land to ask him directions. Unfortunately he clipped the top of the tractor during his landing.

Q is for quiche. A 24-year-old British woman was asked for identification before she was allowed to buy a ........ slice of quiche. Dozy staff demanded office worker Christine Cuddihy first show them her driving licence before making her purchase.

R is for robber. A robber wrapped toilet paper round his head to hide his face when he held up a convenience store with a knife. Police followed the trail of tissue paper,  but he got away.

S is for sh smell. Garbage workers at Bejing's Gao'antun landfill plant have found an answer to complaints from locals about the smell. They've brought in 100 water canons to blast liquid deodorant at the smelly site.

T is for tombstone. Worshippers at a church in Sweden rushed to help a woman with one foot in the grave - literally. She got stuck while leaving flowers by a tombstone because heavy rainstorms had caused subsidence in the graveyard, which resulted in her being sucked into the ground.

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