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3 Aug 2010

HEE-HEE.

A woman is sitting in a bar when she hears a small voice - seemingly coming from a bowl of peanuts, she hears them comment on her fabulous figure, her wonderful haircut and how well dressed she is.

Confused she asks the bartender "Is that the peanuts talking about how attractive I am?

"Yes, madam," replies the bartender, "Well, they are complimentary peanuts after all."

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11 comments:

  1. Anonymous3 August 2010 at 11:19

    What a nutty joke! I love it.

    Best wishes from Boonsong

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  2. (Diane) Bibliophile By the Sea3 August 2010 at 11:40

    LOL; good to start the morning off with a laugh! thanks

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  3. Mary (Bookfan)3 August 2010 at 12:32

    I confess, I laughed :D

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  4. chitra3 August 2010 at 12:50

    Good one..

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  5. Arti3 August 2010 at 16:37

    Yeah, nutty and witty.. ;)

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  6. awitchtrying3 August 2010 at 17:07

    Ah ha, so silly! I want some peanuts like that!

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  7. Kelly3 August 2010 at 21:15

    Yep. I laughed!

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  8. Gina3 August 2010 at 21:59

    ROTFL...though I have heard it before, still doesn't get old. =0D

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  9. Oddyoddyo133 August 2010 at 23:50

    Haha! Fantastic joke. :)

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  10. Alexia5614 August 2010 at 00:24

    Thanks for the laugh! :-)

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  11. Jenners4 August 2010 at 01:52

    Love it! I might even be able to remember it and tell it properly.

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Ah wish te thank each an everyone of yee fre yer keind words. It's canny te see yee an ah hope you'll visit agyen. Divvent leave it tee long, will ye?