29 Feb 2012

ST BRIDGET'S COMPLAINT AKA BACHELOR'S DAY.


Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
 February has twenty eight alone
All the rest have thirty-one
Except in Leap Year, that's the time
When February's Days are twenty-nine.

- An old English poem dating back to the 16th century.

It's the 29th of February which makes it a Leap Year and you know what that means, right?

It means that here in Britain its traditional for women to propose to their men folk.




Yes, I know a bit outdated when in many of today's cultures its perfectly acceptable for women to do the proposing but this hasn't always been the case.

Way back when the etiquette surrounding courtship was much stricter it was generally considered unseemly for women to 'get down on one knee' but not so if there happened to be 29 days that February.

But where and when did this tradition begin?

Aha, probably only a tall-tale, an urban myth BUT it's believed to have begun in 5th century Ireland when ST BRIDGET of Kildare  complained to a certain ST PATRICK about women having to wait for men to propose and, being in a good mood that day, Patrick agreed that women should be allowed to 'pop the question' BUT only on this one day in February every four years.

This then continued in Scotland when in 1288 Queen Margaret (though only 5 at the time) was said to have declared that on the 29th of February a women had the right to propose marriage .......... tradition stating that any man who refused such a proposal in a Leap Year would pay a fine ranging from a kiss to the purchase of gloves or even a silk gown though, as some would have it, only if she were wearing a red petticoat at the time.

So, what of other Leap Year traditions?

  • People born on the 29th of February (sometimes known as Leaplings OR Leapers) are invited to join the The Honour Society of Leap Year Day Babies.
  • The appearance of a baby's first tooth should not be celebrated on this day - if it is than none of its other teeth will grow correctly and the child will be cursed with bad teeth for the rest of its life.
  • It was once considered unlucky for betrothed couples to be photographed together on this day as, being neither married nor unmarried, they were said to exist in an in-between state and thus must take care to not show the appearance of enduring couplehood just in case by flaunting their togetherness they jinxed their future lives together.
  • It is said that great good luck attaches itself to anything begun on this day so those setting on a business venture will be successful as will any child conceived within this 24 hour period.
  • Some believe that because it is such an unusual year mortality rates  increase and there will be more natural disasters.
  • When sowing seeds in the spring of any Leap Year a farmer traditionally uttered "I am sowing in a Leap Year - so I'll live a little more."
  • In Greece it is thought to be unlucky to marry on a Leap Day.
  • Those who divorce in a Leap Year will never find happiness again.
Leap Years are needed to keep our calendar in alignment with the Earth's revolutions around the sun. 
It takes the Earth approximately 365.242199 days (a tropical year) to circle once around the Sun.
However, the Gregorian calendar has only 365 days in a year, so if we didn't add a day on February 29 nearly every 4 years, we would lose almost six hours off our calendar every year. After only 100 years, our calendar would be off by approximately 24 days! - timeanddate.com


28 Feb 2012

NIGHT SONG OF THE LAST TRAM (A GLASGOW CHILDHOOD).

NIGHT SONG OF THE LAST TRAM (A GLASGOW CHILDHOOD) by ROBERT DOUGLAS.






A young boy lies curled up in his bed-chair in the corner of a tiny tenement room. Just feet away, his mother screams as his father lashes out at her. But as the last tram of the night comes down the hill outside his window, he focuses on the sound it makes, and lulls himself to sleep.
....... Outer back cover.


FIRST SENTENCE (Chapter 1): If my father, Robert John Douglas, had been killed in North Africa or Italy during the Second World War, I know that for the rest of my life I would have looked at the few photographs of him and mourned our lost relationship. 


MEMORABLE MOMENT (Page 124): The idea of joining the library filled my mind. Was it really as easy as that? Did they really let ye borrow books for nothing and keep them in the house for up to a fortnight?


KEEP IT OR NOT?: Most certainly I'll be keeping this and adding the second instalment, Somewhere To Lay My Head, to my wish list.


Before I even begin reviewing this one I feel the need to say that it is my humble opinion that the blurb on the back cover is not not a particularly true representation of the book as a whole as though Robert's abuse at the hands of his father is indeed chronicled it plays only a minute part it what is a largely life affirming memoir.


Beautifully written and full of wry humour, this is a wonderful tale of a young boy growing up in an environment poor in material things but rich in friendship and community spirit. The story of a boy who has such an extraordinary relationship with his mother that at times I was almost reduced to tears.


Highly recommended, I really enjoyed the reading of this and even though some of the narrative was written in the vernacular I personally didn't have any difficulty in following it as to be fair there was only the odd sentence here and there as opposed to pages and pages of it and, if nothing else, the context generally provided some pretty accurate clues which helped greatly. 






27 Feb 2012

HANGING ON TO THE BALL WHILST TRYING NOT TO KILL ANYONE.

How sweet!

LOVE HEARTS INSPIRE ROMANCE. There must be something in the sugar-coated air at the Love Hearts factory, as the makers of the sweets have claimed their factory is the most loved-up workplace in the country.


Swizzels Matlow said one in four employees at its factory in Derbyshire was in a relationship with a co-worker, with 61 couples out of a workforce of 500.
The family firm said workers had even started their romance by sending each other personalised Love Hearts along the factory production line.
'All 61 couples met at work and now many are married, engaged or have children,' said the sweet firm's director Jeremy Dee. 'Love Hearts clearly inspire romance.'
The company makes two billion Love Hearts every year at 28p a pack, with the most common phrases being 'I love you'; 'Kiss Me'; 'First Love'; 'All mine'; and 'Just you'. - The Metro (12/02/2012)


And so from love hearts to love songs - now that's MOOsic to my ears.


A dairy farmer has made a compilation of love songs performed by his cows. Farmer Anthony Renwick used his smartphone to pick up live sounds before the noises were digitally enhanced.
Classic love songs such as 'Can't Help falling In Love' and 'I Just Called to Say I love You' are available to download on WWW.MOOTUNES.ORG - The Sunday Times (26/02/2012)

Move over Barbie and Ken. 

WILLS AND KATE TO BE IMMORTALISED AS BARBIE DOLLS. They depict the royal couple on their wedding day , with Kate wearing a lace white dress and veil inspired by the Alexander McQueen design she wore and William in his red Irish Guards uniform.The dolls, which are aimed at adult collectors, will be on sale from April to coincide with the pair's first anniversary but can be pre-ordered (on Amazon, priced £99.99) now. - Yahoo News (15/02/2012)

Now I've heard it all ........

GOATS HAVE DIFFERENT ACCENTS DEPENDING ON THEIR SURROUNDINGS. Goats can develop their own unique accents from their surroundings, a British study has suggested.
Researchers found the animals develop their own speaking voice when they move away from their siblings and mingle with others.
They found that a goats 'accent' changed as they grew older and moved in different groups, disproving claims that their voice was entirely genetic. - The Telegraph (16/02/2012)


Whoops!

COUNCIL SPENDS MONEY ON A BUS SHELTER WHICH ISN'T ON A BUS ROUTE. Commuters at this bus shelter will be waiting a long time after Durham County Council built the new stop on a road where there isn't even a route.
The cash-strapped organisation, which is in the midst of making cutbacks, splashed out over £5,000 to knock down the old brick bus stop and replace it with an improved version. 
The only problem is that buses no longer actually serve the route - and haven't done for over two years. - Mark Molloy, The Metro (16/02/2012)


There's no place like gnome ........



COMMUNITY DIVIDED BY BLUE GNOMES. A war of words has broken out in an upmarket town over a collection of bright blue gnomes designed to add a splash of colour to the community.
The ancient parish of Totnes in Devon is renowned for its high density of listed buildings and alternative, bohemian community.But the decision to adorn a roundabout with five blue gnomes, has caused a major sense of humour failure among residents - and even led to calls for the mayor to resign. - Richard Alleyne, The Telegragh (23/02/2012)

The rules are simple ...... hang on to the ball, oh, and try not to kill anyone.

THE ATHERSTONE BALL GAME. (First played 800 years ago) The Atherstone Ball Game is a free-for-all event which takes place along the town's Watling Street.
At 3:00pm every Shrove Tuesday, a heavy leather ball decorated with ribbons is thrown from the window of the town's branch of Barclays Bank and the game begins.The object of the game is simple.  Be the person holding the ball when the game finishes at 5:00pm, The rules even simpler ....... Don't kill anyone. - Simon Head, The Mirror (23/02/2012)

NB. As always I will endeavour to bring you the links (marked in bold capitals) to articles I have used in my Media Monday posts but this is not always possible.

26 Feb 2012

WOULD YOU ADAM AND EVE IT?

Whilst surfing the net I came across many strange UK laws which may be true or, yet again, may just be urban myths though in the case of those posted below I'm assured they have been verified by someone at the BBC as laws that have never been repealed even though statutes could have rendered them obsolete.

  • It is illegal to die within the Houses of Parliament. This is because any one doing so is technically entitled to a State funeral and the law is in place to make sure this does not happen. However a spokesman for the House of Commons said: "The people who know about these things say there is no basis for such a law,  though this is not to say it does not exist somewhere in writing."
  • Placing a stamp upside down on a letter is technically an act of treason.
  • In the 17th century Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas day.
  • A pregnant woman is allowed to relieve herself anywhere she wishes.
  • According to the Metropolitan Police Act of1839  it is illegal to fire a cannon close to any dwelling house.
  • The driving of cattle through the streets of London is prohibited according to the Metropolitan Streets Act of 1867.
Click HERE to read more of this article which is dated November 2007.

And as for other laws that are believed to still be on the books today?

It is illegal to ........

  • Gamble in a library -The Library Offences Act of 1898.
  • Beat or shake a carpet or rug though doormats may be beaten if it is before 8Am - The Town Police Clauses Act of 1847.
  • Allow your pet to mate with a pet of the Royal household without permission. (This is an executable crime).
Apologies, I have somehow managed to delete the link to the post from which the above information was obtained. 

Want some more?

Well, I did find this little quiz - click HERE to take (Fingers crossed you'll be able to access it no matter where you are). 

Designed for UK citizens, I nevertheless think its a fun thing for you all to try, I mean to say goodness only knows when one might find ones self in England and not knowing what to do if one should catch a whale in British waters, I mean to whom does the tail legally belong?

Oh and do be sure to let us know your score. I got 4 out of 10.



PS For those of you wondering about the title ..... Would you Adam and Eve It is cockney rhyming slang for would you believe it.

25 Feb 2012

THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE.

THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE by AUDREY NIFFENEGGER.


This is the extraordinary love story of Clare and Henry who met when Clare was six and Henry was thirty-six, and were married when Clare was twenty-two and Henry thirty. Impossible but true, because Henry suffers from a rare condition where his genetic clock periodically resets and he finds himself pulled suddenly into his past or future.
...... Outer back cover.

FIRST SENTENCE (Prologue): Claire: It's hard being left behind.

MEMORABLE MOMENT (Page 66): "So there are two of you?"
"Not exactly. There's always only one me, but when I'm time traveling sometimes I go somewhere I already am, and yeah, then you could say there are two. Or more."

KEEP IT OR NOT?: This will be returned to my mam.

Passed on by mam, this novel has spent many a month gathering dust on my TBR mountain. The reason why? Firstly, I couldn't remember ever having read a bad review and I was worried I was going to be left disappointed and, secondly, my mam (who normally has the same tastes as myself) thought it was the best thing since sliced bread and, you guessed it, I was worried I was going to be disappointed ........ and disappointed I was.

I confess that I just don't get time travel as a concept but Henry's 'adventures' seemed totally ridiculous to me. Without giving too much of the story away ........ surely it's impossible to meet yourself whilst time travelling? I seem to remember Husband dearest mentioning something about the effect this would have on the Space Time Continuum. Anyway, as I said, ridiculous.

Told by both Henry and Clare at different points in their lives, I'm not too sure how well this worked either - part of me thinking it worked pretty well and another part arguing that it only added to the general confusion that is The Time Traveler's Wife.

Ok, so some would argue that, leaving the whole time travel thing aside, this was a beautiful love story. Perhaps so but not for me it wasn't. The trouble being I just didn't get (or even particularly like) Henry or Clare. Finding them both to be selfish individuals, I'm afraid their relationship just didn't do it for me at all.

Then there was the fact that just too many things didn't add up. Henry magically shedding his clothes as he travelled I could sort of understand (I mean can you imagine the sheer horror of turning up in last season's fashion!) but why did he always seem to return to Clare having been ........  you know what I'm not going to say anything more on the matter or this post is going to end up riddled with spoilers - lets just leave it at I really didn't enjoy this novel.

One mam and I are going to have to agree to disagree about, as I commented on FaceBook in order for me to enjoy a book it doesn't have to be 'real' but it does have to be believable and I'm afraid this wasn't.

24 Feb 2012

A HAPPY NIPPY HUG DAY TO YOU ALL.

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH ....... IT'S FRIDAY.
And not just any old Friday........
It's Kissing Friday.

Today being the first Friday after ASH WEDNESDAY makes it Kissing Friday. Quite when or where this originated no one seems to know but it was celebrated until at least the early 1940's.

A day in which school boys all over Britain could legitimately demand a kiss ...... without any fear of punishment, on Kissing Friday (also known in some parts of the country as Nippy Hug Day) grown men were also allowed to demand a kiss from any woman, her forfeit should see refuse? A 'louse' (otherwise known as a pinch) to her bottom which some believed mimicked the pinching of lice ..... oh, very romantic I must say.

A custom that ought to be reinstated?

Hmm, I'm not too sure about that. I mean lets face it, today it would just as likely be the girls who were demanding kisses and woe betide any man who pinched a woman's bottom as a penalty for her refusing his advances.


23 Feb 2012

THE GARGOYLE.

THE GARGOYLE by ANDREW DAVIDSON.


The nameless and beautiful narrator of The Gargoyle is driving along a dark road when he is dazzled by what seems to be a flight of arrows. He crashes into a ravine and wakes up in a burn ward, undergoing the tortures of the damned. He is now a monster. His life is over.


But it is only just beginning : one day, Marianne Engel, a bewitching sculptress of gargoyles, walks into his room and reveals that they were once lovers in medieval Germany. In her telling, he was a badly burned mercenary and she, a nun and a scribe, nursed him back to health in the famed monastery of Engelthal. As she spins her tale, Scheherazade-fashion, and relates equally mesmerising stories of deathless love in Japan, Iceland, Italy and England, he finds himself drawn back to life - and finally, to love
...... Inner front cover.


FIRST SENTENCE (Chapter 1): Accidents ambush the unsuspecting, often violently, just like love.


MEMORABLE MOMENT (Page 12): The only way I was able to survive that shitty world was to imagine better ones, so I  read everything I could get my hands on. By my early teens, I was spending so many hours in the library that the librarians brought extra sandwiches for me.


KEEP IT OR NOT?: Most definitely I'll be keeping this one.

Oh my goodness, what a book. Set mainly in modern times The Gargoyle is also part historical novel, part love story, part thriller, part mystery and part fantasy - in other words a darn near perfect read, who would have guessed it was this authors debut novel?


The narrator of the story is the Gargoyle of the title, badly burnt in a car accident we never get to know his name. In hospital recovering from his burns (be warned some of the descriptions are pretty graphic) he meets Marianne, a delusional (or is she?) patient on the psychiatric ward, who claims that not only were they lovers in a previous lifetime but that she has been searching for him for the last seven hundred years. What then ensues is a unique and beautiful love story.


Telling not only the story of the Gargoyle's life experiences pre-Marianne (another warning - there is a sexual element to this) the book also chronicles Marianne's recollections of their previous life together as well as the telling of some tear jerking tales that it could be argued were merely page fillers but I felt added a wonderfully poignant element to the book.


A truly original story, a story all about the power of love and redemption, a story of a man who struggles to accept himself, a story that I highly recommend you read.





22 Feb 2012

THANKING YOU .......


My thanks to .......
  • HEATHER who very kindly sent one of her traditional Valentine Day postcards.
  • MELISSA who informed me that I'm the winner of a $15 MUNDANIA PRESS voucher. Wonderful news, my book of choice is ........

  • JOAN  for this award ....
In return for which I'm supposed to list 7 random things about myself.

Would it then be rude to 'kill two birds with one stone' by combining the answers with the tag below?

No? I'm so glad you said that because ..........

  • I've been tagged by DIZZY C who asks ..........
 My favourite room in the house? Well I can tell you it certainly isn't the kitchen - my ma-in-law bought me a mug with the words 'I only have a kitchen because it came with the house' along with a coaster bearing the legend 'If it fits in the toaster I can cook it'. Seriously though, my favourite room would have to be our bedroom. Painted rubber duck yellow, it's such a warm room and I love reading there.

My favourite season and why? Not a fan of extremes of temperature, I like Spring when the world is waking up, the flowers beginning to show their faces. Yet again, I also like autumn when the leaves are beginning to turn that lovely golden russet colour.

My favourite drink? Can I have two? I love Husband dearest's banana milk shake on a hot day. Made with milk, banana and vanilla ice-cream and blended until it's really frothy, it is really refreshing. AND on cold day I enjoy a nice hot chocolate, preferably with marshmallows on top.

If you could travel back in time, which era would you drop into? I don't even have to think about this one ....... Ancient Egypt. I don't know why but I have always been fascinated by Pharaohs and mummies.

Technology wizard or not? Not. As long as things are going well I manage to do what I need to do, it's when things go wrong that I don't have a clue other than to switch things off before switching them back on again in the hope that the problem has magically sorted itself.

My favourite sandwich filling? At the moment I'm pretty partial to a mushroom and Camembert cheese panini.

My earliest childhood memory? Hmm, can I go with my earliest bookish memory? I can't think how old I was but I remember being off school with some childhood ailment or other and sitting on my nana's knee whilst she read me The Folks Of The Far Away Tree by Enid Blyton.

Early bird OR night owl? Neither, seriously I'm only at my best mid-day.

My favourite board game? I'd love to say Monopoly but whenever I play it with Hd it always ends in a row as, a long story but basically, he doesn't believe I have an automatic right to buy all the train stations, SO, I'm going with Dixit which is similar to Scrabble only more fun.

Sweet or savoury? There's only one way to answer this ........ chocolate.

 My favourite scent? (Pictured left) Nina Ricci's Nina Femme - a beautiful bottle AND it smells heavenly, one of the few perfumes that doesn't affect my asthma.

So, the easy part over, I'm now supposed to pass the award on to 15 other bloggers as well as tag 11 others, asking them 11 questions. Hmm!

A bit of a cop-out really BUT I'm going to award each and every one of you the Versatile Blogger Award AND tag all of those who wish to be tagged by asking the following 8 questions so please feel free to join in and get typing NOW.

  • I've invited you for a meal, what would be your preference ..... (A) A picnic at a local beauty spot OR (B) A takeaway of your choice at my house OR (C) A slap-up meal at a posh restaurant?
  • What contemporary novel should be added to the high school curriculum? *
  • The childhood book/toy you most wanted but never got
  • Song that could be the theme tune to your life
  • Name the two people, real or fictional, you'd most like to have dinner with and why
  • Name the two book/film characters (the choice is yours) you'd least like to meet in a darkened alleyway and why
  • What was your worst fashion disaster? (A photo would be great)
  • Any nicknames?
* Shamelessly pinched from Jenner's ANSWERING SOME ECLECTIC AND ECCENTRIC QUESTIONS post.

Looking forward to reading your answers,




PS Many thanks to ANIMEWOOKIE who has also recently tagged me - I will post my answers to her questions soon.

21 Feb 2012

THE LITTLE PRINCE #2.

THE LITTLE PRINCE by ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY (Translated by Richard Harris).


A pilot stranded in the desert awakes one morning to see, standing before him, the most extraordinary little fellow. "Please," asks the stranger,"draw me a sheep." And the pilot realises that when life's events are too difficult to understand, there is no choice but to succumb to their mysteries. He pulls out pencil and paper.
........ Inner front cover.


FIRST SENTENCE (Chapter 1): Once when I was six I saw a magnificent picture in a book about a jungle, called True Stories.


MEMORABLE MOMENT (Page 12): But, of course, those of us who understand life couldn't care less about numbers!


KEEP IT OR NOT?: A reading group read this will be returned for other groups.


Such a delightful little story that is all about the nature of friendship, love and loss, I believe The Little Prince can be read both as a simple, sweet story suitable for young children as well as a more poignant, philosophical piece that adults will enjoy.


The story of a pilot stranded in the desert who happens upon a little Prince fallen to Earth from his home planet of B-612. A lonely little character, the little Prince sets off in search of a friend meeting all manner of individuals (a conceited man, a King, an accountant, a drunkard, a geographer and a lamplighter) all of whom portray adults at their most bizarre.


Very moving, this is a truly emotional read made even more so when you know of the author, a French pilot who died, aged 44, a year after the book was first published. (Click on his name highlighted at the top of the post in bold to find out more.)


READ IT ONLINE.
READ LISA'S THOUGHTS.


20 Feb 2012

IN DEFENCE OF THE PRINTED WORD ........

Sorry that today's post isn't my usual Media Monday post, sadly I just couldn't find enough articles so instead I bring you this Telegraph inspired article and promise a double Media Monday post next week


Having been bought a Kindle for Christmas My (naughty) little sister seems to have made it one of her missions in life to persuade me that I too should have one. How refreshing then to read this article ........


E-books? I like a paperback, says Franzen

Not an writer I'm familiar with I have to say but I know he is highly regarded by many readers and book critics alike I was surprised to read that Jonathan Franzen, author of FREEDOM, and THE CORRECTIONS was no fan of digital readers warning (and I quote)

"Our desire for the instant gratification of e-books is damaging for society.
Consumers had been conned into thinking that they need the latest technology. "
- The Telegraph (January 2012) Click HERE to read full article.

Hmm, to be honest I do think he has a point to make about our increasing need for instant gratification in all manner of things.

As for consumers being conned into thinking that they need the latest technology?

Call me old fashioned if you like BUT I have to say that a part of me, a fairly considerable part of me, agrees wholeheartedly with this statement.

It amazes me how many people (mostly younger people in my experience) buy the 'latest' technology only to find that a short while down the line it is no longer the latest technology and so, though there is nothing wrong with it and it is still perfectly usable, needs replacing ...... an expensive business and not usually good for the environment though it could be argued that it keeps the makers of such items in a job.

What thinks you?

Oh, and another thing, 


To be discussed soon ..........

Since when did they start cutting back the classics in order to make them "less tedious for a public more used to the work of JK Rowling and Dan Brown"?


18 Feb 2012

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS.

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS* by LEWIS CARROLL with illustrations by SIR JOHN TENNIEL.

The below book synopsis may well give away too much information, if do you desire to read it then please feel free to highlight the text.

Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There is as funny and fantastic as its predecessor and companion masterpiece Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland. Alice 'lightly jumped down, into a world peopled by chess pieces (the game itself is woven into the story and Carroll gives the moves in the very first page of the book **) and oddly-different nursery rhyme characters. Tweedledum who gets so cross because his 'nice new rattle' is spoiled and his brother Tweedledee who recites for Alice the superb nonsense poem 'The Walrus and the Carpenter'. With Alice you will meet Humpty Dumpty, who helpfully explains to her the meaning of that other masterpiece of nonsense verse 'Jabberwocky' and the kindly, dotty White Knight who likes to protect his horse's legs from sharkbites.
...... Inner front cover.

FIRST SENTENCE (Chapter 1): One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it - it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

MEMORABLE MOMENT (Page 126): "I see nobody on the road," said Alice.
"I only wish I had such eyes," the King remarked in a fretful tone. "To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why, it's as much as I can do to see real people, by this light."

Through The Looking Glass = Through The Mirror - a mirror being an object to be found in many a women's handbag/purse. A perfect choice for the reading challenge that is .....
- A book with something you'd carry in your pocket, purse or backpack category.

Despite my mam insisting that I did read this as a child, I have no recollection of it whatsoever unlike Alice's Adventures In Wonderland which I can picture myself reading as if it were yesterday. Mind you, how much I actually remember of the book is doubtful given that it was a long time ago and I've since seen many tv/film adaptations which tend to lump the two books together under the banner of Alice In Wonderland making knowing which book was which quite difficult.

Anyway,

A particularly nice version of the book, this Macmillan New Children's Edition contains all of John Tenniel's original illustrations plus eight coloured drawings that have not been used since 1911 as well as a piece entitled The Wasp In A Wig which was deleted by the author before the final printing and has only now been included AND an Easter Greeting from the author who by the way was really named Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, a Reverend, Lewis Carroll was a pseudonym.

Lacking any real magic for me, the characters just didn't seem as endearing for one thing though this was likely because the White Rabbit was missing.

Not so much a story as Alice venturing from one strange thing to another, this I felt was more a collection of nonsense literature which, by its very definition, defied any logical reasoning, and thus was far too surreal for my tastes ....... as were the rhymes which included 'classics' such as the overlong 'Jabberwocky' and, the even longer, more tedious 'The Walrus and the Carpenter'.

Not a book for me I'm afraid, I can't help but wonder what today's children would make of it.

*Unable to locate the MacMillan version I read, I bring you the nearest product which is a Penguin publication.
** This is not to be found in all editions, let alone publications, of this book.


17 Feb 2012

TODAY IT'S ALL ABOUT ........... DRAGONS.

Following on from my LAMBTON WORM post (grief was that really 2 weeks ago?) what else could I write about for my next folk lore post if not dragons?

 Dragons as defined by Dictionary.Com are .......
  • A mythical monster generally represented as a huge, winged reptile with crested head and enormous claws and teeth, and often spouting fire.
  • Archaic . a huge serpent or snake.
  • Bible . a large animal, possibly a large snake or crocodile, Satan.
  • a fierce, violent person, my Home Economics teacher (OK, so I made that last one up).


No need to tell you of the physical features of a dragon as I'm pretty certain that most of you will be able to picture one BUT did you know ..........

  • They have a special love of terrifying young girls, putting them off cooking for the rest of their lives - sorry, I'm thinking of my Home Economics teacher again.
  • They have an amazing sight being able to see up to a mile away or even further, a perfect sense of smell, and fantastic hearing which makes them capable of hearing sound waves too low for the human ear.
  •  They are said to eat only once a month, myth having them prefer a McDonalds Happy Meal young female virgin ..... why this is n one seems to know but I like this answer given by Miss Dementia on Yahoo Answers: A virgin would be young and everyone knows that young meat is better tasting than something that's been kicking around so long it gets old, grizzled and tough. Dragons, being unfamiliar with the culinary technique known as "braising", therefore prefer the young, tender meat so they can give it a quick blast and it's ready to eat.
  • They can change colour.
  • They are able to breath fire by devouring the bones of their prey which, when digested, mix with the stomach acid of the dragon producing hydrogen which is stored in the bones until needed.
  • In  its mouth a dragon has a Thor's Thimble which, when flexed, creates an electrical spark which ignites the hydrogen producing brilliant flames.
  • Eating a dragons heart is said to give the individual the power of understanding birds, whilst eating the dragons' tongue enables the person to win any argument, and rubbing the dragons' blood on skin will protect against stab wounds.
  • Some legends have it that the only way to truly kill a dragon s to burn it at the stake  - yum tasty.
Anyway,

Entering the English language in the earlier part of the 13th century, the word dragon comes from the Latin draconem meaning huge serpent, from the Greek drakon (giant seafish).

Evolving separately whilst, at the same time, influencing each other, there are two distinct cultural traditions  - the European dragon and the Chinese dragon - today I'll be taking a look at one dragon in particular, today I'll be taking a look at Nidhogg (the tearer of corpses).

A powerful dragon, found in Norse mythology, Nidhogg lives at the roots of Yggdrasill (the Tree of The World), and it is said feeds on the bodies of the dead at Hvergelmirin, a spring which is the source of the rivers of the world.

When not feeding upon the dead Nidhogg gnaws at the root of Yggdrasill and sends taunting messages to the eagle perched in its high branches via the squirrel Ratatosk (Old Norse word meaning drill-tooth) who in turn brings the eagles taunts back to Nidhogg.

In the act of gnawing the root, Nidhogg joins the four stags Dainn, Dvalinn, Duneyr and Durathor (Representing the four seasons?) who graze the leaves and bark of Yggdrasill higher up.

Nidhogg rises at Ragnarok (the occurrence of various natural disasters, and the subsequent submersion of the world in water), bringing up the corpses of the dead to join battle. The dragon however survives to continue its existence in the new order that follows. Sources have suggested that Nidhogg's continued presence in the new world is to provide an evil balance to the new good.
- Monstropedia.Com

Not that all dragons belong to the myths of times long gone you understand, certain books and animated films have once again made them popular ......  to say nothing of certain computerised fantasy games which have seen the advent of creatures such as Faerie Dragons.

Though not related to actual dragons, I had to include these cute little critters as an example of how the 'dragon' has changed and modified over the years.

The rarest of all dragons, faerie dragons (also known as sprites or blink dragons) have a feathery antennae sprouting from their head, wings that are moth like and turquoise scales that shimmer and, far form eating young virgins, are actually vegetarians.

Long used by Night Elves (Hmm, another character for my folk lore posts?), though Faerie Dragons are only small, they police the Emerald Dream (a vast, forever changing spirit world) from magic with their unique ability to phase out of reality ..... a skill that requires a great deal of energy and means that the dragon has to rest between times, it is probably for this reason that, unlike the traditional dragon, they travel in groups.







16 Feb 2012

PREY.


In the Nevada desert, a handful of scientists are battling to retrieve a swarm of rogue micro-robots that have escaped from the lab. The swarm is self-sustaining, self-reproducing and capable of learning from experience. It is, to all intents and purposes, alive. And very, very deadly. Because it has been programmed as a ruthless predator, a predator that becomes more dangerous with every passing hour .....
And we are the
PREY
....... Outer back cover.

FIRST SENTENCE (Day 1): Things never turn out the way you think they will.

MEMORABLE MOMENT (Page 237): That wasn't in the code. The swarm was inventing new behaviour, appropriate to the situation.

KEEP IT OR NOT?: To be passed on to brother-in-law #1 who I think will enjoy it just as much as I did.

Ooh scary, I'd even go so far as to say totally chilling - this novel certainly had me looking at Pooter in a totally different way (shudders) wondering just where it will all end, just how far technological 'advances' will see our futures change.

A totally engrossing thriller, set in a world of high technology where the baddies are quite literally the little guys, this is unlike anything I have ever read before.

OK, so I didn't understand all of the technological terms that were used but this didn't impair my reading in any way. A real page turner, it was good to see the author challenged gender stereotyping to a certain degree in that the roles (and I don't think I'm giving anything away here) of breadwinner was given over to the main female character whilst her husband, the main male character and hero of the story, was a 'stay at home' dad.

A great read, tense and full of suspense (it was like one of those films in which the baddie, despite being shot at etc, will not just lie down and die) in that just as you thought the end of the micro-robots was nigh, well, lets just say that something else would happen that kept me on the edge of the seat.