
30 Apr 2010
BLOGOMANIA.

LIFE IN THE OLD DOG.
First things first - A huge thank you to JENN for designing this button for my blog. Something I've always wanted, I was delighted to receive it. To install it on your own blog simply see my sidebar for the code needed.
29 Apr 2010
ODD BOOKS, DEBUT BOOKS AND MORE.
Yes, this post is going to be all things bookish.28 Apr 2010
ODE TO A HEDGEHOG.
This verse about a weather-wise hedgehog is taken from the POOR ROBIN'S ALMANAC written in 1733.27 Apr 2010
THE GOOD MAN JESUS AND THE SCOUNDREL CHRIST.
The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ
Phillip Pullman 2009 Canongate
Philip Pullman's story, The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ, imagines Mary as having given birth to twins: the inspired, plain-speaking, revolutionary Jesus, and the anxious, manipulative, Christ. The annunciation is nothing but a seduction; the resurrection a trick, and Jesus's faith hangs by a thread.
Charlotte Higgins – The Guardian
…and thereby hangs the tale. In pensive mood and being thoroughly sick of text books I thought that I may indulge myself in a novel or two in the last week, just to convince myself that reading remains an enjoyable thing. With Pullmans latest offering it could certainly be said to be relaxing and for the deconstructed christian who likes his scripture tempered with a dose of historical reality there is nothing in the book which could be said to be challenging. Anyone who has simply read the four canon gospels as we have received them is already acutely aware of the discrepancies therein, the scope for mistranslations, redactions and simple interpretation by the reader. This book simply pushes the scope of these things a step further by providing an example of a continuous narrative of a narrative produced with specific intent.
In fact Pullman quite probably has done a service to the gospels that he would never have intended, as readers with but a dull remembrance of Sunday School stories may return to a swift read of Mark just to reassure themselves that it was as they remembered it. It won’t be. One of my favourite lesson starters with students when encouraging them to think about why they think the things they do is to ask them which animals were present at the birth of Christ. Years of singing ‘Away in a Manger’ have of course done the job nicely and students are shocked when provided with a copy of the bible and asked to show me where it says so. The Good Man Jesus and The Scoundrel Christ, have a similar sort of feeling for me. There was nothing in there that horrified, not even the little Pythonesque hat-tip to Michael Palins ex-leper, nor the more detailed extrapolation of bits of Scorsese’s The Last Temptation of Christ. Pullman has of course received the obligatory threats and abuse for suggesting that Mary was just a gullible little girl abused by a stranger and that the resurrection was a quiet shuffling off, stage left of a body, to be swiftly replaced by the twin brother, again at the behest of the same stranger. Our blessed leader who art in Lambeth* described the story as a ’searching, teasing and ambitious, narrative’, whereas I simply found it, brief and a bit dull in the main.
Pullmans central theme, seems to me to be that the massive and organised bureaucracy of church which he so despises, was in fact ordained and achieved with remarkable precision from the outset. Who might be responsible in this respect and any notion as to why is conveniently got around by the presence of the guiding hand of the stranger who remains anonymous throughout. Anyone who has really engaged with the church, certainly in the modern era knows all too well that achievements garnered through deliberate intent, are probably few and far between and much of the theology which has guided its development through the last 2000 years has been a mish-mash of to-ing and fro-ing between political and economic realities. The notion that the current Pope, with all of the current difficulties he is challenged with, was the manic scheme of a stranger 2000 years ago, is a little far-fetched, although there is certainly an integrity within the story that lends it credibility. It is perhaps too easy to believe in the tropical storm when the only evidence presented is the butterfly flapping its wings. Just because the theory says its possible it doesn’t mean it is likely. Conflating the existing organisational problems and conflicts with one possible variant of the mythical cannot be called conclusive in any measure.
In his favour I( will say that Pullmans description of the church is sadly recognisable and probably painfully apparent to anyone of a liberating theology. Further, I will not stint with praise for his rendering of Jesus last moments in Gethsemane , which are worthy of consideration for anyone interested in the human/divine argument in christological study or simply in a finely rendered bit of prose.
So for a nice, quick, unchallenging Da Vinci Code version of the life of Christ, go for it. For a serious engagement with the church, go find a priest.
Neal Terry,
25/04/2010
* The Archbishop of Canterbury .
26 Apr 2010
SPOTTED ......... ELVIS AT LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE.
Old Shep and I are All Shook Up. Yes, we may indeed have Suspicious Minds but even, A Fool Such As I that I am , I Just Can't Help Believing that the King of Rock 'n' Roll is still with us and will show himself Any Day Now.Always On My Mind, despite the fact that many have claimed to have seen Elvis Presley, I have proof that Elvis is alive and well and, what's more, supports the LABOUR PARTY.
Arriving from In The Ghetto in a Long Black Limousine Elvis was seen reassuring Labour Party leader, Gordon Brown, that he'd Never Walk Alone. Please click HERE to see the king in action at a recent Party conference.
* Well that's 10 Elvis song's I've managed to include in this post. Here are ANOTHER 40 TUNES I could have included. What are your favourite?
25 Apr 2010
HETTY FEATHER.
The second book read for the TYPICALLY BRITISH Reading Challenge 2010 - I've already reached 'Put The Kettle on' Level. To see the first book reviewed for this challenge (The Double Eagle by James Twining) click HERE.HETTY FEATHER by JACQUELINE WILSON.
Hetty Feather is just a tiny baby when her desperate mother leaves her at the Foundling Hospital. The hospital cares for many such children - but Hetty must first live with a foster family until she is big enough to go to school.Hetty is poor but happy living in the countryside with her 'brother's', Jem and Gideon. She helps in the fields and plays vivid imaginary games. The children sneak off to visit the travelling circus and Hetty is mesmerized by the show, especially Madam Adeline and her performing horses.
But Hetty's happiness is threatened once more when she is returned to the Foundling Hospital. The new ultra-strict regime is a struggle foe her. But on the day of Queen Victoria's Golden Jubilee, Hetty gets the chance to see Madam Adeline again - and maybe find her real mother.
...... From the inner front cover.
FIRST SENTENCE: My name is Hetty Feather.
MEMORABLE MOMENT: "You're a little whatsit," said poor Jem, giving my arm a shake. "Why won't you ever see reason, Hetty? "I try so hard to please you but it's never enough."
I know that strictly speaking Hetty Feather was written with a much younger target audience in mind BUT given that it was so highly rated by Niece #2 (11) and that so many books targeted at a younger age group can, and are, happily read by the more 'mature' reader I thought I'd give it a try anyway.
To be honest I'd heard such a lot about this author - mainly good from children and bad from their parents - that being objective was quite difficult try as I might.
So what were my first impressions? 'What a gaudy front cover' - primarily bright reds, blues and yellows with it's childlike illustrations, it was not exactly designed with any other than children in mind. Howe
ver that said, and remembering its targeted age range, I thought it's large, clear print was ideal though at just under 400 pages it could be a little too long for the younger reader.
Totally disappointed from start to finish, I found the writing itself to be of a rather poor quality and as for the characters? Don't begin to get me started on what I thought of, main character, Hetty. Thoroughly awful, I found that, despite all the hardship and punishment meted out to her, I just couldn't like or, even, empathise with her. A truly spoilt individual, if she is an example of the kind of children Wilson portrays (and I'm led to believe it is) then I can well understand why many parents don't like her books.
Perhaps a bad choice of book as an introduction to the works of Jacqueline Wilson, I'm determined to read more if only to try and discover just what all the fuss is about and perhaps find out the 'truth' about her characters.
Hetty Feather was borrowed from a family member.
24 Apr 2010
LAST WEEKS KETCHUP - SORRY, CATCH UP.

23 Apr 2010
ST. GEORGE'S DAY.
Always portrayed as a knight, generally astride a horse and carrying a shield with a white cross on it, LEGEND has it that Saint George fought a dragon - the dragon, of course, commonly representing the devil during medieval times. But what of the REAL GEORGE?22 Apr 2010
AND THE WINNER IS ...........
If only I could meet you all to see and do all those amazing things but alas, even though you are all winners in your own right, there is only one book and I'm pleased to announce that a copy of Michael Palin's New Europe will soon be on it's way to:-JENNIFER at Just Add Water, Silly
"If I were to take you to some fun place in Europe, YOU'D do the picking, since you know it ever so much better than I. Besides, it's your blogoversary celebration, so we should do something you really, really, really want to do. My plan, though, would be to use the hotel kitchen and bundle up a terrific picnic for everyone. I'd fill the basket with every yummy thing I could think of and I would have brought you some maple candy and some Nanaimo Bars from Canada. (I would have also found out what kind of chocolate bars you DON"T have there and filled a grocery bag full of them, hehehe. )" ~Jen
Also, knowing how much I'd love to follow the itinerary of ANGEL at Kissed By An Angel, the judges would like to send a small gift to her as well.
"I'd take you to Venice! We could take a short tour, starting at St Marks Basilica, it's is the most gorgeous church, see the treasures inside and the gold alter with precious stones! Then outside into St Marks Square and to the top of the campanile (bell tower) for the most amazing view over the Venetian Lagoon to Lido (Venice's beach resort) right over to the mainland, over the terracotta rooftops of Venice! Then outside admire the beautiful clock tower: and Napoleon Bonepart's offices at the opposite end of St Marks Square. Then into the Doges Palace with it's magnificent wall paintings, leading through to cross the Bridge of Sighs (for a last look at Venice) before entering into the old prison!! After that a leasurely walk through the winding Calle's, and over bridges untill the Rialto Bridge, pausing at the top for a wonderful view of the Grand Canal. Stopping for some fresh fruit and a drink at the little market just the other side of the Rialto and to admire the astrological clock there. Continuing through the maze of streets and bridges until we reach Venice Santa Lucia station, where we will take a no.1 vaporetto travelling length of the Grand Canal passing the most amazing Palazzi, museums until we are back to San Marco. Alight the vaporetto and head into Harry's Bar for a delicious Bellini!!!"
Again many thanks to all who entered, all who follow/comment on Pen And Paper and indeed those who just quietly visit, your support over the last year has meant such a lot. Here's to many more years to come.
21 Apr 2010
THE BOY STOOD ON ..........
After nursery rhymes, my first introduction to verse was probably this, to my child's ears, 'naughty', rather rude rhyme.18 Apr 2010
HAPPY BLOGOVERSARY TO ME.

Pen And Paper is ONE year old today and what a year it's been.
Hard to believe how long it took me to start blogging. After talking about it for years (and I mean years) Husband dearest 'set me up' with blogger in August 2008 and yet it still took me up until April 2009 to produce my first post which you can see by clicking HERE.
As it says in my profile, Pen And Paper started life as a blog :
..... mainly based around my love of books and silly jokes, (though) there will, no doubt, be one or two other things thrown in as the fancy takes me.
And though Book Reviews (click HERE for my first) and Silly Jokes (likewise, click HERE for my first) are still the mainstay of my blog, it's funny how the 'fancy' has largely taken me away from these and onto other things such as my 'It's a Mad Old World' and 'Religious/Cultural Celebrations' posts. Still, I suppose we all grow and change over time, hopefully for the better.
Yes, hard to believe that far from (metaphorically speaking) dragging me, kicking and screaming TO Pooter, I'm now dragged, kicking and screaming AWAY from him as the number of times I've posted over the year will testify.But my posting is only part of the story that is Pen And Paper. You, the people, who read/follow/comment are the thing that really makes blogging such a pleasure so a million thanks each and everyone of you.
Not just my blogs birthday - today also sees another family member celebrate his. Nephew, Christopher is 17 today. Many Happy Returns to him.
One more thing, many thanks to all those who entered my Blogoversary Book Giveaway. After deliberation by my panel of judges, I'll post the winner tomorrow.
17 Apr 2010
THE ROSARY GIRLS.
In the most brutal killing crusade Philadelphia has seen in years, a series of young Catholic women are found dead, their bodies mutilated and their hands bolted together. Each clutches a rosary in her lifeless grasp.Veteran cop Kevin Byrne and his rookie partner Jessica Balzano set out to hunt down the elusive killer, who leads them deeper and deeper into the abyss of a madman's depravity. Suspects appear before them like bad dreams - and vanish just as quickly. While the body count rises, Easter is fast approaching: the day of resurrection and of the last rosary to be counted...
... from the outer back cover.
First Sentence: There is a wintry sadness about this one, a deep-rooted melancholy that belies her seventeen years, a laugh that never fully engages any sort of inner joy.
MEMORABLE MOMENT: And while any immediate threat, at least from a living human being, was over, and the detectives could have holstered their weapons, they hesitated, as if they could somehow vanquish the profane vision in front of them by deadly force.
After being given another book by this particular friend and finding it not to my taste, I'm really pleased to say that I thoroughly enjoyed The Rosary Girls - after all, with it's wonderfully fast paced plot and cleverly penned, complex characters what was there not to like?
Set in Philadelphia, someone is killing young Catholic women in what can only be described as a macabre fashion and whilst this could have made for an overly blood-thirsty novel, the author avoided this by not including any really gratuitous violence an
d by not dwelling on this one aspect of the story too much.
Very well written - the psychological element being especially impressive as were the multitude of twists and turns to the story - it was a roller coaster of a read, well observed, with lots of details and a climatic ending.
Character wise - I particularly liked the fact that as much credence was given to Jessica (the female half of the partnership) as there was to Kevin (the main character) though there was one point in which the author had her acting in a particularly 'strange' way that wasn't consistent with what we knew of her. However, that said, it in no way spoilt the story as a whole, being much too well written and thought through by the author for that to happen.
The Rosary Girls was a gift from a friend.
16 Apr 2010
WHAT A LOAD OF BALDERDASH - #1.
I've seen Balderdash - The Word Verification Game - 'played' on many a site, including Melissa's MY WORLD ...... IN WORDS AND PAGES (you can see her last Balderdash post entry by clicking HERE).Now to be totally honest with you all, I'm not a fan of word verification, mainly for two reasons.
(A) I don't know if my mind works too literally as though I may see a word as one thing, my mind, if that word doesn't really register, has an 'awful' habit of converting it to what it thinks it should be. Still with me? I thought not. Let me give you an example. Take the brand of FCUK* - my mind can't seem to deal with this and always seems to rearrange the letters to spell, well, another four lettered word.
Write down all the word verifications you get while posting comments on other peoples blogs.
You then play Balderdash with them.
You take the made up word and come up with an authentic sounding definition for it.
Do this for a week and then post your best or favorite ones every Thursday. (Or as in this instance, Friday)
Not unlike homicide - COMICIDE is the legal term for the unlawful killing of a clown.
We've all heard/read about the various 'apps' available on certain mobile phones etc. The INAPP is a handy application that allows you to enter your home/car when you've forgotten your house/car keys.
* FCUK = FRENCH CONNECTION UK.
15 Apr 2010
HAPPY VISHU.
No different is the celebration of VISHU, which takes place today, and is of great significance for HINDUS as it marks the Astronomical New Year Day.

14 Apr 2010
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY.
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On searching for more of her work, I discovered what an interesting woman she was and thought GREAT! A FreeVerse* AND an Inspirational Women Wednesday** post all in one.
First for one of her poems which I particularly liked.
Doubt no more that Oberon—
Never doubt that Pan
Lived, and played a reed, and ran
After nymphs in a dark forest
In the merry, credulous days,—
Lived, and led a fairy band
Over the indulgent land!
Ah, for in this dourest, sorest
Age man's eye has looked upon
Death to fauns and death to fays,
Still the dog-wood dares to raise—
Healthy tree, with trunk and root—
Ivory bowls that bear no fruit,
And the starlings and the jays—
Birds that cannot even sing—
Dare to come again in spring!
Edna was born in February 1892. An American poet and playwright, she was the first woman to win the PULITZER PRIZE FOR POETRY.
Brought up in a singe parent household (her parents divorced when she was 12 which I should have imagined was quite scandalous at that time) Edna and her sisters, owing to their mother's (Cora's) financial situation, moved from place to place, always travelling with a trunk of classical literature including the works of William Shakespeare, relying on the kindness of both family and friends.
Finally settling in Maine, Cora taught her daughters to be independent and to speak their minds which, as you can probably imagine, didn't always sit well with others.
In was during her high school years that Edna (preferring to be called Vincent) began really nurturing her literary talents, starting a school magazine and eventually having some of her poetry published - and all by the age of 15 - though it wasn't until five years later, aged 20, that her career really took off.
Quite the independent young woman, Edna had several relationships with both men and women (imagine the scandal this would have caused) before finally marrying in 1923. However even this caused quite a stir as Edna and her husband had what is referred to as an 'open marriage' both partners having sexual relationships with other people.
Career wise, Edna went from strength to strength. Winning the Pulitzer Prize in 1923 for THE HARP-WEAVER and Other Poems though her reputation was damaged by the poetry she wrote in support of the allied war effort during the Second World War.
Also awarded the FROST MEDAL for her lifetime contribution to poetry in 1943 (only the second wowan to do so), Edna died 7 years later, in October 1950. Found dead at the bottom of the stairs, it was clear she fell to her death but the cause of the fall is unknown.
So what is it I find so inspirational about Edna St. Vincent Millay? Certainly not her private life. I find it inspiring that a woman living at this time who came from such an impoverished background was raised to be an individual, a person in her own right. The fact the her family obviously held books and knowledge in such high esteem also inspires me as does the fact that Edna went on to achieve such wonderful things as becoming the first woman to receive such a prize as the Pulitzer.
* FREEVERSE is a weekly meme hosted by CARA at Ooh ... Books! Whilst ** Inspirational Women Wednesday is hosted by AINE at The Evolving Spirit.
For more reading on Edna click HERE, OR to view her other poetry click HERE
13 Apr 2010
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
ing bird. Meet Sirocco the KAKAPO (pictured left) - New Zealand's mysterious Parrot of the night" who even has his own FACE BOOK PAGE.12 Apr 2010
CAMPAIGN WIVES.
The much talked about Sarah, wife of our now Prime Minister (PM) Gordon Brown, (both pictured to the left) who had, as the Telegraph, reported (but not until after they had commented on her dress) THIS TO SAY at the Labour Party Conference earlier this week.
What do you think?11 Apr 2010
ONLY ANOTHER WEEK TO GO.
10 Apr 2010
WOMEN IN THE NEWS.
I feel a 'Whats In The Paper's?' post coming on - this one devoted entirely to some of the women who have made it into the news.They are of course, in peak physical condition, with the flying skills required of any air force ace?
But China's first female astronauts have faced an extra challenge: they had to be mothers to qualify (makes a nice to change when we read so much about mothers being turned for jobs merely because they ARE mothers and yet it is still discrimination of a type) for the country's prestigious space programme.
Xu Xianrong, an expert at the air force general hospital, said women had advantages as astronauts over men because they were more mentally stable, better able to bear loneliness and had better communication skills. The insistence that they should also be wives and mothers (Umm, no single parents then) does not relate to their multi-tasking abilities, however. Officials are concerned that space flight might affect their fertility (is there no chance of male fertility being affected? I ask myself)
- Taken from an article by Tania Branigan, reporting in the Guardian. (Click HERE for full report.)
Maybes I shouldn't laugh but I'm sorry this next article really made me giggle.
Two women have been arrested on suspicion of trying to smuggle the body of a dead relative on to an easyJet fight bound for Germany.
The women, the man's widow and stepdaughter, said they thought 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant, who was seated in a wheelchair and wearing sunglasses, was asleep as they tried to check in.
The women, German nationals, who were also travelling with two young children, were detained on suspicion of failing to give notification of death.
(Airport worker) Andrew Millea said "When the family pulled up in a minibus-style taxi, the older lady told me assistance was needed for her elderly father, who was sat in the front seat of the cab. She told me he was elderly and frail, and also very tired, so I would have to lift him out of the taxi and into the wheelchair."
His stepdaughter said "They would think that for 24 hours we would carry a dead person? This is ridiculous. (and this is what made me laugh, put it down to the British love of GALLOWS HUMOUR if you wish) He was moving, he was breathing. Eight people saw him."
An edited version (click HERE for the full) of an article in the Guardian. Reporters - James Meikle and Kate Connolly.
A great way to publicise a little known illness (Becky has the debilitating condition, FIBROMYALGIA) but what a way to celebrate your wedding ............. on a double decker bus.
A Bride-To-Be's plan to win a dream wedding has hit the brakes (pun intended) after she pulled out of a reality tv show.
Becky Magson was picked as one of ten prospective brides, competing to win the perfect nuptials, on board a classic double decker in tv programme BRIDES ON A BUS.
- Coreena Ford reprting in the Sunday Sun. (View full article by clicking HERE.)
And finally.......
A Glasgow woman got a letter from a book club last week, addressed to her grandmother who used to live with her.
Gran had been a member of the club until she died five years ago, but her granddaughter was used to getting mail from companies that couldn't manage to update their records.
Still, she had to smile when she opened this one and saw the letter headed "How can we get you back?" (With a miracle?)
- the Sunday Post.
9 Apr 2010
THE INTRUDER.
Jake Schiff has made it. He's a successful Manhattan lawyer and he's finally acquired the dream home for the family he cherishes: Dana, a psychiatric social worker, and Alex, their teenage son.8 Apr 2010
A WALK ON MY WILD SIDE.
Anyway, whilst blogging about I came across this great post at THE BOOK CHOOK - all about using avators to aid children's writing, I couldn't resist having a play on one of the sites mentioned.BUILD YOUR WILD SELF was fantastic. You took your basic male/female character and then gave it a bit of a wild twist before adding the background of choice.
I couldn't resist giving myself a lions mane which, the site dutifully informs me, I use to attract mates, a fossa's ears which are apparantly a hunters best friend (all the better to hear you with), used to track down my favourite snack of lemurs and the wings of a monarch butterfly which I can flap five times in one second. Oh and then there's my snout that, though I look like a cat, means I'm actually a relative of the mongoose family (that will be on my mother's side) native to the forests of Madagascar. All of which, as if you didn't know, makes me a LIO-OSSA-MONARCH BUTTERFLY.
7 Apr 2010
INSPIRATIONAL WOMEN WEDNESDAY - MARIA DICKIN.
I was doing some research for another post about the PDSA - People's Dispensary For Sick Animals - where I discovered that the founder was a woman.
"A woman, so what?" I hear you say but MARIA DICKIN (pictured below) was no ordinary women - bright, confident and independent minded, it could be argued that she was a woman way ahead of her time.
Born in London in 1890, Maria, the eldest of eight children, was the daughter of a church minister and his wife.Not afraid to speak her mind and determined to supplement her family's meagre income, Maria decided to take a job - something not expected of women of her class at that time.
Then, married at 28, Maria, in need of personal fulfillment, decided on social work, where visiting the poor of London's East End, she was appalled at not only their poverty but also at the sight of the unbearable suffering of animals.
Unprepared by her Victorian upbringing for these sights, in 1917 Maria opened the first 'dispensary' for sick and injured animals in a Whitechapel basement where, whilst the world was still at war, she worked to improve, free of charge to those in need, the dreadful state of animal health.
Despite much scepticism, particularly from the male dominated College Of Veterinary Surgeons (RCVS), this dispensary became a huge success and Maria soon found herself having to move to larger premises. But with this success came further attention until Maria found herself forced to write to the Royal College -
'If you are so concerned about proper treatment of the sick animals of the poor, open your own dispensaries ... Show owners how to care for their animals in sickness and health. Do the same work that we are doing. Instead of spending your energy and time hindering us, spend it dealing with this mass misery.'
Yes indeed, what a woman! Intelligent and witty, she possessed all the trimmings of a 'society' wife often giving dinner parties for high profile personalities from the world of commerce, politics and the legal profession and yet at the same time not afraid to stand up for her beliefs, get her hands dirty and take on the might of a largely patriarchal society.
6 Apr 2010
FROM A BOOK BLOGGER HOP TO A BOGART TO A PROLIFIC BLOGGER.
As most of you know I love visiting 'new' blogs when I can - which is one of the reasons why I like awards as they are an ideal way of finding new sites but more of that later in the post.Over the week-end whilst visiting SHARON in her Garden Of Book Reviews I came across this post in which she told of a new meme BOOK BLOGGER HOP which is being hosted at Crazy For Books.
As always though this award comes with some 'rules' - one being that I pass it on to between 3 and 10 other bloggers and another being I share 7 things about myself that you didn't know.
(1) As a child I was scared of the WIMPY man who advertised Wimpy burgers. (Come to think of it I'm still not too keen on him).(3) Remaining with 'our' songs, - Husband dearest's and mine is Romeo And Juliet by Dire Straits (click HERE for the lyrics).

